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♥ Wednesday, January 30, 2008♥

In the little church...

Snowman awaits at the end of the aisle, looking toward his bride, walking slowly down the aisle, with tears trickling down her face. This is the best day of my life, thought Blob. Slowly walking in front of her was Sheena, her bridesmaid. As she walked, the church organ, played by Edith, was emmiting the familiar song of "WEDDING MARCH", by Mendelsson. There, near Snowman was Scarecrow Jon, in a smart black suit with a flower on his suit.
The friends and relatives of Snowman and Blob, were sitting quietly on their respective sides. Snowman's friends and relatives on one side and Blob's friends and relatives on the other. But Faye was on Snowman's side, and she sat on that side, watching Edith play the church organ.
When Blob reached the front, Snowman took her hand and the priest started his preaching. Edith retired from the piano and took a seat next to Faye.
After a while, the priest turned to them and told them to exchange rings. Blob looked at Snowman in excitement. He took a ring and slipped it into her's fat finger. And in turn, she took his rather humongous finger and with slight difficulty, put it on.
Then the priest announced,'I shall pronounce you man and...."
"STOP!" screamed a voice, and bursting into the church door came Chubbs followed by Beng.
"STOP! The doctor says you cant Snowman!" wailed Chubbs.
"Cant what lah?" answered Snowman dissatisfically.
"Walau, the doctor said you cant marry." stated Beng.
"Why leh?"asked Snowman.
"The doctor says your high cholesterol is very high now. Due to your excess of fats present in the body, you need to go for suculation, which will suck your fats and cholesterol out. Please, you have an appointment today with the doctor. You need to get back into hospital. You arent supposed to run away from the hospital to get married. And you there Scarecrow Jon. You helped him get out of hospital, so you're in for investigation. It's crime to get a sick man out of hospital."said Chubbs.
"Huh?"mumbled Scarecrow Jon.
"I said you need to be investigated" repeated Chubbs.
"Huh?"asked Scarecrow Jon again, giving a very bleard look.
"... Uh, nevermind."said Chubbs waving his hand at Scarecrow Jon.
"Come quick, get back now!" shouted Beng.
"Dont want la, dont want!" replied Snowman, kicking his fat legs in the air, and hoping to get away from Beng and Chubbs. Seeing the hard effort being done to pull Snowman back to the hospital, Scarecrow Jon joined into the tug-of-war game and all the three of them managed to pull Snowman back to the hospital.
Blob looked on sadly. Snowman said that he would marry her. And even though how many times he said it and how many times the marriage took place, the priest never said the word "wife" before. So being tremendously mad, she called upon Sheena to beat up the priest. So, Sheena took her bundle of flowers and stuffed them into the priest's mouth, making him shut up. Then Blob used her fat body to pounce the priest by jumping on him.
All the relatives and friends of Snowman and Blob left. They werent surprised at the barging in of Snowman's men. They instead shook their heads and left.
Faye and Edith were the only ones left in the church, not including the beaten up priest, a smoking Blob and a wild Sheena, screaming away and stuffing flowers into his mouth.
Faye asked Edith,"Hey, isnt it tiring?"
"Sure it is, i think i played the song for Snowman and Blob twice this week already?"answered Edith.


Edith, Faye, E³