♥ Monday, February 11, 2008♥
At the hospital...
'Come on down and sit here, Mr Snowman,' called Doctor as he pointed to an inclined chair next to him.
Snowman obdiently sat down without a word. Chubbs, Beng and Scarecrow Jon were wringing their hands. They were worried that the succulation will not be successful again. Everytime Doctor tried to suck Snowman's fats, they just wouldnt come out because it was too big!
'Now, Mr Snowman, i would like you to be a little less tense, and relax on the chair. I am going to start the succulation soon,' said Doctor and smiled at Snowman.
Snowman was grabbing the handrests tightly as he too was afriad of the succulation. Snowman was just about to run away from Doctor, who was holding the dangerous looking object to suck fats nearer and nearer to him, when Scarecrow Jon started to play the song, 'where did my little doggie go'. Chubbs and Beng started acting like dogs to please Snowman. Snowman was immeadiately reminded of the cute little doggie Blob possessed and instantly closed his eyes to relax.
'WHHRRRRR!!!' started the fat-sucking machine and was inserted into Snowman.
'Oh No!' screamed Doctor.
'What is it?' chorued Beng, Chubbs and Scarecrow Jon, with anxiety in their tone of speech.
'Am i dying?' asked Snowman weakly, thinking that he would die.
'No, you arent, but...' said Doctor.
Interrupting Doctor, Snowman's voice became stronger because he was happy that he wasnt dying, and asked,'Then what is it?'
'I think Mr Snowman, you need to go for an operation,' replied Doctor, with a stern look upon his face.
'OOOPPPPPPPPPP?' screamed Snowman weakly and 'died'(but actually he fainted).
'WE NEED TO GET HIM TO THE OPERATION ROOM IMMEDIATELY!!!' shouted Doctor.
'ARRGH!' shouted Chubbs, Beng and Scarecrow Jon, pushing the bed to the Operation Room like mad dogs and pushing everybody out of the way.
'I love you Snowman, Da ying wo men ni bu si.' wept Beng,holding his hand while he was wheeled into the room. But no reply came from the 'dead'(fainted) Snowman.
Operation Room,
Doctor took a zapper and zapped Snowman awake. Snowman bolted out of the bed and became alive.
'Mr Snowman, you promise me that you are gonna push hard,' said Doctor seriously.
'Huh? Simi?' asked Snowman wearily, who just woke up from the 'dead'(fainted) state.
'You are gonna give birth to that piece of fats. No wonder I have always tried to suck fats uncessfully. I has lumped together and formed slighty above your tummy. I am gonna need you to push it to your tummy there, so that i can suck it out at that time, is it all right, Mr Snowman?'asked Doctor.
'Eh, sure sure,' he said, rather surprisingly.
The process...
'PUSHHH,PPUUSSSSHHH!!' screamed Chubbs and company and Doctor.
'Ah, cannot make it, want to die liao,' cried Snowman.
'PUUSSSHH! WANT TO COME OUT ALREADY!' Chubbs and company and the Doctor shouted.
'Cannot la, blood loss! BLOOD LOSS!' Snowman cried.
'Its fats loss only, no blood one. PUSH!' encouraged Beng.
'WAHH! The fats reach the tummy already! I gonna suck it out now! ONE! TWO! THRREEE!!' shouted Doctor, with the fat-sucking machine at hand.
POOF!
The lump of fats came out and Snowman became surprisingly slimmer.
'DOC! I LUP EUU VEH MUSSH! cried Snowman and running to Doctor in slow motion and then Doctor carried Snowman in the air and started swinging Snowman round and round like in those love stories.
Somewhere watching....
E³: I think thats crazy mans! Oh my Tian!
Faye: Yeah. Snowman finally got carried!
Edith: Oh my God! Certainly a very dramatic story for Snowman and his slimming...
Edith, Faye, E³