♥ Thursday, February 14, 2008♥
VALENTINE DAY"S SPECIAL...
Blob's house...
'Oh, today is Valentine's day, and i need to have a date with Snowman!,'thought Blob, as she woke up to a new day and was looking out of the window. 'What a nice day, perhaps Snowman shall accept me! I heard he became somehow more handsome!' blushed Blob and her fat cheeks turned into a shade of pink.
'SHHEEENNNNAA!' called Blob to her maid.
'YES MAM'?' shouted Sheena back to her mistress, and hurried to her room.
'I want you to prepare me a dress, and be sure to send a message to Snowman telling him to meet me for our valentine's dinner.' she said.
'Ah Missy,' said Sheena cheekingly. 'Dating with Snowman? I heard from Chubbs, Beng and Scarecrow Jon that he became somehow more irresistable, since he went for an operation to become handsome.
'Quiet you!' snapped Blob. But inside she was thinking,'Oh Snowman! My prince charming! I shall come to you tonight, ah and how i hear the birds chirping to me this morning that you would my man! HOw i long to see you Snowman! And you shall come to my arms when i reach out to you and you would catch me in your loving arms, oh, what warmth im feeling, oh, how comfortable your firm arm is....'
'Missy?' queried Sheena as she thought her mistress was a little weird, staring into the open air and cuddling her pillow in her arm(as if it were Snowman?).
'embrace me,'Blob continued imagining. 'Make my day for me, propose to me! Oh, and i want the HELLO KITTY plush toy, so pink so...'
'MISSY!' shouted Sheena, waking Blob a little from her dreams.
'What? APA?' asked Blob.
'MISSY what happened to you?' asked Sheena, thinking that Blob went into a trance and was possessed by a demon.
'Apa?' asked Blob again, as she didnt understand what Sheena was trying to say as Blob hadnt awakend fully yet.
Sheena was just beginning to get afraid. What happened if her missy was possessed? She had no one else to hire her and her little brother would starve!
Sheena started shaking her all over till Blob's boobs started to wobble too, and poured water into Blob's clothes, as her religion believed that pouring water into clothes can drive spirits away.
'WAAAAHHHHH!' screamed Blob as she jumped out of her bed, dripping wet.
'Are you alright now?' asked Sheena, feeling a little worried.
'OF COURSE NOT? LOOK AT ME? IM SO WET AND AAAHHHHH!'she screamed as her clothes were wet. She sent Sheena off angrily to go and give Snowman the valentine's message.
RING!
The doorbell rung. Sheena came to open it. Chubbs was at the door.
Sheena asked,'Yes? Message for Missy?'
'Yeah. Boss said he wanna Miss Blob to go for the Valentine's date he's got for her.' said Chubbs.
Hehe, Sheena neednt go to Snowman's house to deliver the message, and that saved her the trouble. And this is good news, because this showed that Snowman still cared for his Blob, and even sent a messenger earlier than Blob herself.
'Yes. Missy wanted to make a date too with Mr Snowman. But seems like you came first!' replied Sheena.
'Ah, right. You've got the message. Then i'll go now.' said Chubbs.
Sheena closed the door.
Dinner time...
'Ooh, Snowman hasnt come yet!' thought Blob as she waited patiently at her table.
'Hello Blob!' said Snowman shyly as he came toward the table.
Blob was shocked! 'What happened to you Snowman?' asked Blob.
'Simi?' asked Snowman.
Blob was terribly shocked by his appearance. His fat state, the fat arms, the fat face, the fat body, the fat legs, and most of all , the fat tummy, seemed to have disappeared? Now she will not have the fat arms to run into and let the warmth of the fat arms warm her heart, she didnt have the fat arms to let her link her fat arms into. He did not have the fat body that she could hug. Now with this thin thing, what comfort and warmth, and most importantly, fats, can she concide into? This wasnt the Snowman that she was looking forward to! What is this thing, why is it so thin? Blob didnt like it. SHE DIDNT LIKE IT AT ALL.
'Snowman,'she begun. 'Sorry but i would like to break up.'
'Simi?' asked Snowman. He was rather in a surprised state. Today is Valentine's Day, what is she talking about?
'I dont know why but i would just want to break up with you. I dont seem to know why.' said Blob. Truely she did not know how to explain in words, how to tell Snowman about this? Blob thinks that Snowman will not know how to take it.
'Why BLob? I tell you that i want you to marry me soon. I've got the rings. I know it. And i will make it true this time. I will not allow my men to interrupt any more weddings,' promised Snowman.
'What?' shouted Blob, 'this means that all the other weddings we had, you didnt tell your men to not interrupt it? Oh, once i hear this confession i become more and more depressed.'
Blob took her hand bag and stormed out of the restaurant.
Snowman lost all hope and slumped down into his chair. He regretted for wanting to staple his stomach and to suck out his fats, His fats were good luck you know. They got him a girlfriend and this BLob was the one that he managed to learn and respect. There wasnt any more girls out there that would compensate for Blob.
He wanted to die. Losing Blob was losing his own life. He wanted to take his own life.
'Oi Snowman!' shouted Botakk from afar, and then walking in his digusting style with the arms outstreched and nodding his head like some chicken.
Snowman was too tired and depressed to reply.
'YOu lost Blob is it? Aiyah she so fat and ugly and brown. Even got one housefly eyesight got problem thought she was a piece of chocolate and keep flying around her. She no use one la.' Botakk told Snowman.
'SHUDDUP!' Snowman bellowed and stormed away to commit suicide...
On top a building...
Snowman was extremely upset, he just wanted to die, but he could not die. How could Blob say such things to him? It was rather unnatural, and he seemed not to know that. He didnt know that in real life, in reality, perhaps, Blob would not do that. With a peabrain of his, or maybe he didnt have any brians(whats in the head of a snowman? SNOW! Haha), he thought that Blob had actually dumped him.
When he stepped up upon the ledge, he told himself, Hey here, Snowman, this is the time when you got decieved, and you gotta take action, here is what can happen....
Snowman faced the open scenery outward, in just any minute, if he takes an extra step, he would likely take the plunge!
'Snowman?' asked Blob, shaking an unconsiouces Snowman.
Snowman jumps, hes falling, at the same time he felt like melting, and melting , he was gonna die when......
WHAM!
A furious Blob had somehow slapped his back. 'Arent you gonna wake up? You asked me out and your're just sleeping here?' said Blob. She seemed ANGRY.
'Wha? Simi?' asked a half consious Snowman.
Blob was just too delighted to hear this voice. Hey, her Snowmans back to reality!
Snowman questioned why Blob was there and where was Botakk, after hearing Blob's story of how he found himself asleep. Blob was curious and decided to know Snowman's story, the one with Bottak in it. Snowman described it as 'ridiculous' because he said he would bash Botakk and damage his defendless head as he wouldnt believe that Blob was not that bad(he wasnt much of a peabrain after all). This caused Blob to feel so touched that she cried. Snowman took chance of
this opportunity and hugged and kissed her.
~~FIN!~~
Awww, what an end to the Valentines special....
Edith, Faye, E³